User:Willbachbakal

About me
Hi yall. I'm your average Joe who's managed to put a few edits on this wiki in his spare time, despite not even knowing how to upload an image.

I've played BioShock, loved it, and am currently eagerly awaiting the sequel. I've read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged in full as well as George Orwell's 1984. I recommend you only read Atlas Shrugged if you have a lot of patience, or if you're into that sort of thing. It's over a thousand pages long, you only find out who is John Galt at the end of the second third and there's this speech which lasts literally three hours. It does make quite a few interesting points, though, so if you skip the long bits it makes for a very entertaining read.

1984, on the other hand, is noticeably shorter and much more interesting in the end. It's also one of the genuinely creepy books I've read in my life. The torture scene scene in the end is particularly chilling. Yes, the parallels with Soviet Russia are more than a little bit obvious, but at least Orwell set up the mood perfectly. Also, Big Brother is watching you...

Aside from that, I enjoy playing various other games such as the Half-Life series, Portal, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed. My favorite films are Iron Man, Aliens and Terminator 2.

I've also joined the 2K forums. My username's Teridax.

Spliced!
It's official, I have too much free time. As I am writing this, I have over one thousand five hundred edits. I've spent so much time scouring the Internet for news on BioShock 2 that I practically know every detail in the game without even having played it. Whenever I ask someone a favor in real life, I start with the words "Would you kindly...". I have become, to put it simply, completely insane.

Also, as a by-product, I also possess an encyclopaedic knowledge on all things BioShock, and especially BioShock 2. If you need to know anything, anything whatsoever, from a spoiler to a minor strategy tip, don't hesitate to drop a message on my talk page.

My Splicer Stats

 * Name: Teridax (don't ask where I got it from, you'd laugh)


 * Favorite Plasmid: Incinerate! (which puts me at odds with another notable Splicer...)


 * Favorite Weapon: The Wrench


 * Favorite Gene Tonics:
 * Physical Tonic: Natural Camouflage
 * Engineering Tonic: Prolific Inventor
 * Combat Tonic: Wrench Jockey 2


 * Combat Style: Stands still, completely invisible, then either sets the guy on fire if he's far away or bludgeons him with the Wrench while he's not looking.


 * Most Impressive Feat: Singlehandedly killed a Big Daddy using only the Wrench.


 * Embarassing Moment: Almost sh*t himself with fear upon seeing his first Plastered Splicer. Never recovered, still bears an uncontrollable fear for anything silent and overly pale. And on the ceiling.


 * Ultimate Goal: To wield every single weapon, ammo type, Plasmid, Gene Tonic and upgrade that ever existed. At the same time.


 * Catchphrase: "Hello there."


 * Nemesis: The anonymous parasite who vandalises the articles of this hallowed wikia by putting in random obscenities. Has a tendency to eat this type of foe.

The Cabal
Over the course of editing this wikia, I have noticed that that there is a secret organization within this wikia that controls everything. Or I'm simply insane (more likely).

Nevertheless, I have managed, at great own risk, to uncover this vast conspiracy, and have even pinned down its most prominent members. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you The Cabal:

The Leaders

 * High Imperatrix Gardimuer: Uncontested leader of the Cabal, rules the wikia with an iron fist and a disturbingly pretty bunny mask.
 * Specialty: Templates, reshaping the Wikia's internal structure, smashing unworthy subordinates' faces in with a lead pipe.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Insect Swarm. The perfect minion: very dangerous, exceptionally hard-working and fits in most jars and storage compartments.


 * Supreme Lawmaker BlueIsSupreme: Silent, impassive yet indescribably brutal, ensures the rules are properly enforced, having made quite a few of them himself. Founded the Cabal, and has a tendency to influence the course of events from the shadows, under the cover of his battle-worn metal helmet.
 * Specialty: Grammar, source verification, drilling through several rebellious editors at once.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Electro Bolt. Because impaling your victim on a giant drill isn't enough. No, you have to fill him with ten thousand volts of live current first.


 * Icy Lieutenant Freezing Mike: Second in command and ruthless parasite exterminator, is also regularly visited by his muse.
 * Specialty: Businesses, cosmetic edits, freezing his minions in amusing poses.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Winter Blast. How else would he stop his private collection of statues from escaping?

The Outer Circle

 * Surveillance Master EDlTOR: So devoted is he to the images of the Wikia that he had a camera wired into his eye, he sees all and knows all. And in high resolution.
 * Specialty: High quality images, working on a Mac, putting funny moustaches on the photos of famous people.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Target Dummy. Because the look of the people going "wut?" at the sight of a man dancing in the middle of the seabed is priceless.


 * Junior Perfectionist MegaScience: Young yet surprisingly devious, he performs various edits on the Wikia to keep the quality level in check.
 * Specialty: Spotting the hidden flaw, colorful signatures, running like hell.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Hypnotize. As they say: the enemy of my enemy is my friend. And so is my enemy. And whoever you splat that green goo at.


 * Rabid Enthusiast MeLovGamng: Don't let the childish physique soften you up, he'll bite your leg off as soon as you turn your back on him. Also posts videos.
 * Specialty: Posting videos, keeping a high morality, "accidentally" blowing up heavily populated areas in Rapture.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Incinerate!. He just loves roasting marshmallows in the great city of Rapture (only marshmallows?)!


 * Slinky Assassin Stigma-231: Long thought to be dead, in fact had become the head of a major criminal corporation. Secretly aims to assassinate every other member of the Cabal. Also has a major persecution complex.
 * Specialty: Adminstrative duties, grammar, stabbing people through the neck with a meat cleaver.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Telekinesis. Because stabbing someone isn't nearly so much fun as actually pulling the victim towards the knife.


 * Insane Data Collector Willbachbakal: Moi. Who knew?
 * Specialty: Strategy guides, news updates, staring at you from my invisible hiding spot while smiling evilly.
 * Plasmid of Choice: Incinerate!. For the bright lights. For the pretty colors. For the sound of people running around, screaming in agony.

More information may arise at any moment, so stay put. And remember: they're watching you.

My Goals
Goal Number One: Reorganize all the Weapon, Plasmid and Enemy pages so as to include detailed strategy guides. Completed. Once I find more data I'll put the guides to the content in BioShock 2.

Goal Number Two: Post all new data regarding BioShock 2 and its related articles. Pretty much done. Waiting for BioShock 3...

Goal Number Three: Put all the articles on this wiki in the third person. Need to do the walkthroughs, the various mini-articles (characters, Audio Diaries...) as well as check on any article I come across. This may take some time...

My contributions
Over 2,800 edits so far.
 * User contributions

My favorite pages

 * BioShock 2
 * Rumbler
 * Weapons