User:DirtyCommie/walkthrough

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." -Joseph Stalin

Introduction
I have always thought it best to start teaching someone how I do things by telling them what someone else thinks on how to do things. So there we are. I'm DirtyCommie, and for my first act I promise not to use any personal pronouns in the walkthrough that follows this introduction. Oh, and my second act is a walkthrough.

Due to a rather obsessive personality I tend to dislike stopping an activity until I've completed it, which is why I've never liked Pac-Man and which is als why I also find myself often to be highly qualified to do walkthroughs; I'm a classical completist, and I like to talk about my completism. I will fight my way through a gauntlet of enemies to grab the Feather of Pointlessness off the shelf and bring it back to the other side of the planet, and then I'll tell you how I did it so you can do it with less pain and suffering.

So here's Bioshock, which is roughly 24 hours of gameplay if you want to get absolutely everything. We're assuming you do. This is being written based off the PC version, but it should allow you to get everything on the console if you're playing it on that.

Some Tips
With the possible exception of Sander Cohen (you'll see why), it is usually a good idea to kill everything you see as soon as you see it. Bioshock is a game with a total of three fights besides the last one that can be considered boss fights in the classical sense, and you're going to be tripping over spare ammo and EVE on almost every difficulty, so you shouldn't worry about running out of ammo provided you use all the weapons and plasmids balancedly.

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