BioShock 2 Help Quotes

The following are quotes from various sources seen on the help screens of BioShock 2.

Character Quotes
"You could hardly call me an artist, without the twinkle of Moonbeam." - Sander Cohen, Moonbeam Absinthe advertisement

"You want the best? You drink Tate. Could it be any simpler?" - Dan Tate, proprietor, Tate Wineries

"I'm a Nico Time man, always wil be. Why? They smoke good, and they don't cost half a damn." - Albert Milonakis, customer

"After exhaustive clinical trials, we have found what we can safely call the perfect food: it is a Gaynor Peach. Its nutritional balance is beyond compare, naturally, and its flavor can't be beat. Take it from Rapture's foremost botanist." - Doctor Julie Langford, excerpt from scientific study commissioned by Gaynor Produce Corporation

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"Your day isn't complete without a taste of Red Ribbon" - Red Ribbon Brandy advertising copy

"Captain Salty, a man of the sea; the perfect potato chips, Cap'n Salty's they be!" - Salty's Chips advertising copy

"Join the club. Accept no less." - Oxford Club Cigarettes advertising copy

"Cold and clear, the unmistakable bit of McHale Gin." - McHale Gin advertising copy

"A creamy treat, fresh as can be? Thanks, mom!" - Creme-Filled Cake advertising copy

"Now with a burst of EVE!" - Pep Bar advertising copy

"Make it your signature." - Lacan Scotch advertising copy

"The occasion is right... for Chechnya." - Chechnya Vodka advertising copy

"It packs a wallop!" - Old Tom Whiskey advertising copy

"Put the PEP back in your STEP!" - Hop-Up Soda advertising copy

Radio Advertisements
"Bartender! Another round! And of course, make it Old Harbinger." - Excerpt, Old Harbinger Beer radio advertisement

"You're growing like a weed! Must be all those C.J. Greens!" - Excerpt, C.J. Greens radio advertisement

"Pack on in nice and tight, little fellas! Rapture's waiting for you!" - excerpt, Fontaine Atlantic Sardines radio advertisement

Other
"Rapture science delivers us new wonders each and every day. The patented, pneumatic-driven unbreakable pressure seal of a Glaustein Thermos keeps your beverages warm and fresh for YEARS to come!" - Article, Science And You Magazine, May 1955

"Desalinization, now in your own home! Conventient, affordable. Be an individual!" - Mendelsen & Waits Technological Advancements catalog copy

"Do you suffer, my friends, from the Plasmid Blues? Dizzy, nauseous, seeing things that aren't even there? Step right up and try Doc Hollcroft's Cure-All Elixir!" - excerpt, handbill

"Oh god, I'm seein' things!" - unkown, overheard at the Mermaid Bar, Siren Alley

"The Taste You Remember." - tagline, Beef-E Meat Product

"Watch today's little problems simply drain away!" - advertising poster, PainDrain Aspirin

"Six a day keeps the doctor away!" - advertising jingle, William Strong Vitamins