User blog comment:Dark Swarmlord/D.S. Idea Dump/@comment-3412492-20111007202033/@comment-1330314-20111007212123

Found them! Here are the names, lines needed to decrypt the message and presumed weapon type:

Vorpal Sword (10 lines). Melee. Bolt Pistol (5 lines). Pistol. Scattergun (15 lines). Shotgun. Oblivion (25 lines). Sniper rifle? Haywire AR (13 lines). Repeater weapon? Arquebus (22 lines). Launcher!

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