User blog comment:GeneralOwnage55/What is your idea for a new Gene Tonic?/@comment-1330314-20100427121349

Ooh, yay! I'm certainly gonna visit this blog page often... First idea coming right up:

Wall-Stik: Allows the user to move across walls and ceilings.

''Tired of going up the stairs? with out new Wall-Stik tonic, you can climb to the top with ease! Warning: avoid leaning on and/or touching solid surfaces while using this product. Direct contact with another person's skin or clothing may lead to tearing. Sinclair Solutions disavows any responsibility for accidents tied to the misuse of this tonic such as damaged wallpaper, death by falling and accidentally ripping another person's clothes/face off.''