User blog comment:GeneralOwnage55/What is your idea for a new plasmid?/@comment-1721628-20100403201016

The kenny plasmid: level 1 causes a 25% chance that a target splicer will die from a random event(i.e. ceiling collapse, window suddenly breaks and causes a small squid to kill target splicer, Suddenly laugh too hard )Big daddies affected by it get a large chunk of health torn away if said event happens and does not enrage them, level 2 has a 50% chance and events take more damage from BD level 3 has a 75% and takes even more health from BD and the events are even more outragous, all 3 levels will kill almost any splicer instantly.WARNING holding the the globule too long can make small events happen to you! I am pretty sure that's 100% original and if not, never mind.