Epstein the Swami

Swami Epstein machines are the coin-operated fortune-telling vending machines found in the Ft. Frolic level. Here is a list of phrases at his disposal, courtesy of BrettM at the official Bioshock forums:




 * Let me tell you this: I wouldn't bet on you.
 * So, better luck next time.
 * Eh. Perhaps in a past life you did something terrible to somebody.
 * Well, I hope you have somebody to carry on your family name.
 * So, you think you're getting out of here?
 * Uh. It won't go well. It won't go well at all.
 * Hmmm, no, I don't think so.
 * Believe me when I tell you I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
 * Darling, just close your eyes and hope it's over quickly.
 * Look at the bright side: maybe it'll be quick and painless.
 * So, uh, you have a plot picked out yet?
 * Sweetheart, maybe you should ask somebody else for advice.

Note
Although the listed cost is 1 dollar, it actually takes 2 dollars.