Lady Smith



The Splicer model "Lady Smith" is one of the upper-class matrons of Rapture. She can often be heard threatening to "send the boy out to give you (the player) a good thrashing," or making racist remarks. The models of Brigid Tenenbaum and Julie Langford appear as cleaner, unmarred versions of the Lady Smith. In Medical Pavilion she appears in a nurse outfit, and in Arcadia her dress is streaked with the colors of The Saturnine. She also appears in Olympus Heights and Welcome to Rapture, and in BioShock 2 appears in the levels Adonis Luxury Resort, Ryan Amusements, Pauper's Drop, Dionysus Park, and Fontaine Futuristics. Her voice is provided by Susanne Blakeslee, who also provided the voice of Langford.

Upon Hearing the Player

 * "What is that there?"
 * "Go away, I'm tired."
 * "H-hello?"
 * "Darling, is that you?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Who is it?"
 * "Hello? Oh, get the door, Sydney!"
 * "Sorry?"
 * "Darling!"
 * "What?"

Curiosity Ending

 * "Mice... I must have the boy set some traps!"
 * "Nothing there, but we should bring in the hounds from the stables, just the same."
 * "Nothing... just some vandals, I suppose."
 * "Nothing more than phantoms and wind."
 * "Hm, my nose must be shot. Lefiore, make me a hot toddy."

At a Locked Door

 * "Hello? Hello. HELLO?!"
 * "Darling! Come and fix this, it's stuck!"
 * "Darling! Come out!"
 * "The party has started, hurry up!"
 * "This is my house, let me in!"
 * "I left my key."
 * "Darling? Darling? Darling?! "
 * "Yes! Yes, it's stuck, again!"
 * "Fix the blasted door!"
 * "We're not that late, let me in!"

Frozen (Stuttering)

 * "Help, darling..."

Burning (Heading to water)

 * "Help! Help! Help!""
 * "Make it stop!"

Examining Corpse

 * "Oh, ya. Looks like we're running short on sunshine... Darling?!"
 * "Audrey, Michelle, Peter, Thomas, William, Joseph... no wait, n-not Peter."
 * "My dear elite, no, distinguished friends. I've finally found the answer we've all been looking for!"
 * "Too introverted for anyone to notice."
 * "I suppose I could use this. I-I-I might need it, one day, I-"
 * "Oh, he'll love this. Just adore it!"
 * "Darling, we need more of these for the show."
 * "10 scented palms, 16 gold teeth, 1 pearl, 5 sunshine times."
 * "The finest?  The finest, hardly! Hardly at all."
 *  "Oh, Darling Darling Darling, you shouldn't have."

Idle

 * "Charles! I think the Negro cook's been stealing."
 * "It's always like that with the coloreds. Take, take, take."
 * "We've got to have standards, even in troubled times."
 * "Tell the minister he'll just have to wait. It's my daughter's wedding, not his."
 * "Oh, he's terribly funny. But his wife has put on so much weight."
 * "They always arrive with out-stretched hands. They're a tuneful people, I'll grant you, but so lazy."
 * "Go on, then! Take your whore and go! But I'm keeping everything, EVERYTHING!"
 * "Bring a picnic lunch and we'll make a day of it. I just adore the summer time."
 * "It's not like those people in Apollo Square. Animals, every one of them!"
 * "You call that tenderloin? If you serve that in any respectable hotel in New York, they'd laugh you out of town."
 * "They talk talk talk, but in the end they've got nothing to offer society. Just more mouths to feed."
 * "She didn't fit in, anyway. I don't care where she's gone."

Using Vending Machines

 * "I need this! Do you hear me?!"
 * "WORK, stupid thing!"
 * "Hurry up!"
 * "More money?!"
 * "Give- me- my- stuff!"
 * "How dare you?"
 * "Sold out? Sold out?!"
 * "My tickets, where are they?"

Attacking the Player

 * "Tacky little nothing!"
 * "Don't you disrespect me!"
 * "Vulgar little tramp!"
 * "You're worthless! You're nothing!"
 * "How dare you touch me!"
 * "Watch where your going, moron!"
 * "Hangeron! Parisite!"
 * "Uncivil, uncouth, uncultivated!"
 * "I'll teach you your place!""
 * "We have rules here!"
 * "I'm your better!"
 * "Don't you dare touch me!"
 * "Get out of my sight!"
 * "You're stealing! I knew it!"
 * "Not-in-this-house!"
 * "Clean it up! Clean it up!"
 * "Touch me? You dare?!"

Upon Killing the Player

 * "Look at him, just lying there! Another parasite!"
 * " A little lesson.""
 * "You were deserving."
 * "You won't be making any more trouble!"

Exiting Combat

 * "Good riddence, you little nothing."
 * "Ah, don't worry Darling, they'll be back."
 * "Dear everyone, I hope we've had fun."

Chasing the Player

 * "Stop running like a fool!"
 * "Run! That's all your kind can do, isn't it?"
 * "Oh, yes run, you coward!"
 * "Where are you going?"
 * "Run away! You people will never amount to anything!"
 * "Go and run! That's all your time is good for!"
 * "Come here now!"
 * "That won't work for long!"
 * "We can see you, ya know."
 * "I'm watching you, scoundrel."

Searching for the Player

 * "You know what they do to vagrants in Rapture? They hang them!"
 * "I know what your type is looking for, and you won't get it!"
 * "You think you can just take what you want? This isn't the jungle!"
 * "Parasite! Welfare hound! I got nothing for you!"
 * "There's proper folk, here. You don't fit in."
 * "Your kind isn't welcome here."
 * "I'll send the boy out to give you a good thrashing."
 * "You'll regret coming here... mark my words."
 * "It's always the same with you parasites, looking for a hand out."
 * "Where are you?"
 * "Where did you go?"
 * "I know you're out there, scurrying like a rat!"
 * "Stop wasting my time, you horrid monster!"
 * "Come out now, you ghastly person."
 * "He's off again, just like those other thugs!"

Injured

 * "Darling, the medicine! I need it now!"
 * " Good Lord! The blood! The blood!"
 * "Wounded! I'm bleeding!"
 * "I'm bleeding! BLEEDING!"

In Medical Pavilion

 * "Clean and scrub, wash and clean."
 * "CLEAN IT UP! CLEAN IT UP!"
 * "He's lean. I like that..."
 * "Look at him. Common!"
 * "See what you did to me?! See what you did!!"
 * "I can taste you, and it's disgusting..."
 * "Yes, Dr. Steinman. Uh, no Dr. Steinman... sorry, Dr. Steinman."

In Arcadia

 * "This one! He brought the poison!"
 * "He is the poison! Kill him!"
 * "Now!"
 * "You have poisoned our earth!"
 * "Ready, ready!"
 * "Saturnine! Run, run!"
 * "It's those damn cultists!"
 * "They're coming!"
 * "You ruined everything! EVERYTHING!"
 * "We Saturnine don't like strangers."
 * "You are the poison!"

BioShock 2 Specific
In Bioshock 2, Lady Smith has become even more deformed, with large tumors and a growth on her foot resembling a high heel. She seems slightly more aware of her situation, believing herself to have been evicted from her home and living on the streets. However, when aggressive, dying, or while in hypnosis, she returns to her old delusions of grandeur.

Attacked by Bees

 * "No bees! No! No! NO!"
 * "OH MY GOD! BEES!"

Injured

 * "I'm bleeding! BLEEDING!"
 * "Help! Help! Help!"
 * "Darling, the medicine! I need it now!""
 * "Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!"
 * "Good lord! The blood! The blood!"
 * "Oooh! I'm bleeding!"

Idle

 * "I'm glad that mother doesn't have to see me this way."
 * "Sometimes I drift away and feel myself back on the old estate...but then I open my eyes."
 * "Real friends stick with you through thick and thin... I suppose now I know who my true friends were!"
 * "I know times are hard, but did they have to take the house? I raised my children there! Bastards!
 * "Will Eternity be hot or cold? I wonder...I'll bring my shawl."
 * "I do hope in Eernity there will be time to pick Sofia's brains a bit."
 * "To think... some ungrateful parasite is chopping my heirlooms for kindling right now! It sickens me."
 * "Rapture is...strictly sub-par! If any town needed an interior decorator, this would be it!"
 * "I may be hungry, but I'll not beg. I'm above it. I'll not beg!"
 * "I'm surrounded by them, but they can tell...I'm their better! They know it...I know it!"
 * "The stench...God, like the horse's stables! Repugnant."
 * "(Sigh) Three little angels, all gone. I wonder if they miss their mommy?"
 * "Mending my own clothes. Who would have thought, me of all people?"

Throwing a Grenade

 * "The Family sends its regards!"
 * "This is what you get!"

Upon Hearing the Player

 * "I hear a creaking in the floorboards."
 * "A prowler?"
 * "Someone must be on the property!"
 * "The hounds!"
 * "Hello? Come out, you!"
 * "I have wits on my side."

Curiosity Ending

 * "Must've just been mice...I'll remind the boy to set out some traps."
 * "Nothing there, but we should bring the hounds in from the stables, just the same."
 * "Hm, my nose must be shot. Lefiore, make me a hot toddy."

Searching for the Player

 * "Boy, help me find this scoundrel!"
 * "You'll regret coming here...mark my words."
 * "Your kind isn't welcome here."
 * "You think you can just take what you want? This isn't the jungle!"

Attacking the Player

 * "For Eleanor and for The Family!"
 * "The bank sent you, didn't they?"
 * "This is still my house! Out!"
 * "Get out of my home!"
 * "Don't you lay a finger on me!"
 * "You animal!"
 * "Not in this house!"
 * "You're worth nothing!"
 * "You're not fit to grope at Lamb's feet!"
 * "You simply can't know what I'm going through."
 * "Don't you dare touch me!"
 * "Ruffian!"
 * "This is an outrage! An outrage!"
 * "We have rules here!"
 * "You heartless brute! How dare you!"
 * "Touch me? You dare?!"

Upon Killing the Player

 * "And don't you come near me again!"

Menacing a Little Sister

 * "Let go of that poor girl, she's helpless!"
 * "Let go of that child!"
 * "You're coming home with me!"
 * "Hand me that child! Now!"

Using Vending Machines

 * "Beef stew? In a can? Oh, the indignity!"
 * "Bah! Cheap machine!"
 * "This is illegal! Illegal!"
 * "Darling, take care of this for me!"

Hypnotize starting

 * "Oh, do come in!"
 * "Of course it's a good time for tea!"
 * "We have so much to discuss."

Hypnotize ending

 * "An imposter, all along!"

Chasing player

 * "Yes, run!"
 * "Ridiculous! RIDICULOUS!"
 * "Stop running like a fool!"
 * "Why do you run from salvation?"
 * " The wolf runs from the lamb!"
 * "Oh, where are you going?"
 * "Run, then! Run from The Family's glory!"
 * "Oh yes, run, you coward!"
 * "Run away! You people will never amount to anything!"
 * "Go and run! That's all your time is good for!"

Exiting Combat

 * "Oh, don't worry Darling....they'll be back!"

Dying

 * "Sunshine..."
 * "Well it was a fun night..."
 * "Goodbye everybody..."
 * "Where's my doll?"

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