User blog comment:The-Father/Ongoing life./@comment-81.151.163.141-20120310134414

Whenever anyone, whether it's a splicer that's looked like it crawled out of the toilet, or some bastard stalker like the Slenderman (or whoever you're referring to), I tend to give them the middle finger. In extreme cases, where they pursue me persistantly, I tend to give them two middle fingers, thus eletrocuting them with the Power of God.

As for the weather, you're screwed. Permanently, most like.

Sorry.