Dr. Grossman



The Splicer model "Dr. Grossman" is one of the roving medical personnel in Rapture. However, he seems just a little too eager to provide Jack with surgery he probably doesn't need. He is, ironically, a germophobe. J.S. Steinman and the corpse of Yi Suchong appear to be a variation of the Dr. Grossman model.

One of Dr. Grossman's comments about semen being everywhere is a reference to a scene from Super Troopers.

Quotes

 * "They're always sneezing! I can see death floating in the air!"
 * "I hate the babies the most: They come out all covered in death."
 * "When is a fever not a fever? When I say it isn't!"
 * "Oh Goddammit, someone get the nurse!"
 * "There's semen on everything. Everything!"
 * "The subject appears to be ripped apart from the inside... Probably a failed teleport."
 * "Well, well, well, this looks incredible. Oh, Goddammit! Someone get the nurse!"
 * "Nurse, help me find this patient. Nurse?"
 * "Come, let me take care of you!"
 * "I try to help, but sometimes I make mistakes."
 * "The nurses don't like me. They're judgmental."
 * "I don't want to hurt you - but sometimes... I have to."
 * "How can I help you if you won't come to me?"
 * "Oh, I like it here. None of that regulation stuff, always slows things down!"
 * "A doctor has to touch so many filthy things. It's disgusting!"
 * "Can't someone just clean this place up?? Scrub it all down!"
 * "I pushed when I should've pulled? Well, a man's entitled to a few mistakes!"
 * "The patients ask so many questions. Sometimes, I like to make up the answers..."
 * "The men all complain about their virility. Well, I can make them soft, and sometimes I do..."
 * "The little ones are filthy. I wish they would die! I don't like them when they're filthy!"
 * "Sometimes I forget which pill is which! I go by colour..."
 * "Hmm, amazing. He's dead, and yet.. no girls. Hmm..."
 * "Core... temperature... dropping..."
 * "Nurse, help me find this patient!"
 * "Don't worry, I'm a professional! I won't hurt you, I just want to see what's inside..."
 * "You'd better come out! I just want to bind your wounds..."
 * "The nurse doesn't like you, but I do!"
 * "I've sworn oath to do no harm, and I... mostly meant it!"
 * "Hmmm... The heart rate is rising..."
 * "It's a standard procedure!"
 * "You question my judgment?"