User blog:Unownshipper/Choosing Just the Right Words

After seeing the images created by BrettM of the BioShock official forums posted here, I was inspired to make my own images in a similar style. I wanted to specifically capture all the normal model designs of the different Splicers.

I completed the images for BioShock and I'm almost finished capturing and assembling the images for BioShock 2. However, I could use some help coming up with labels for the pictures. The lines should be something witty that represents the Splicers' personailty, captures a feeling of menace, or conveys the idea of a "collective" of people (see the ones written for BioShock for example).

Please share your thoughts and I might choose them. Here's what I got so far:

Lady Smith
 * Mommie Dearest

Breadwinner
 * Economaniac

Baby Jane
 * Working Girl

Brute
 * Gay Bash

Crawler
 * Night Crawler

Ducky

Dr. Grossman

Toasty
 * Father of the Year