User blog comment:D.Ryan/Buisness/@comment-1876907-20100323054530

Bob's security divices: When you try our product, you will feel much safer in your own home

Products:

-Turrets: Our machine gun turrets aree 53% more accurate than Ryan idustries, our gernade launcher turrets have 32% more BOOM, and our flamethrower turrets are 78% hotter than the "bargan brand"

-cameras: Now with 50% lomger alarms and spot bad guys faster than ever

-Bots: Now 200% faster, 250%stronger, and with 98% more health

-Mini Turreta: NEW PRODUCT! This 3 inch turret somehow fires a 50-cal BMG round. Just use it.

With these products, aybody breaking into your house will DIE:)