Diary 7 Title Half a Jew
Speaker Ed Gaines
Level Comstock Center Rooftops
Date March the 1st, 1912
Half a Jew
Ed Gaines - Half a Jew
Transcript: Father Comstock called on me today to write his biograph. Me! The man pays for exactly 100 pages, in advance. Now, I'm half a Jew when I smell silver, so I say, I say: “Father, your flock would pay for a thousand, you know. Why settle for less?” And then, the Prophet looks to me and says, “One hundred will suffice, as I know how it ends.”

Location: On a countertop on the left side of the kitchen in The Blue Ribbon Restaurant.

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