During this temporary raise in vandal activity, one such as yourself might find Columbia an unsettling place. However, this feeling is woefully unfounded, especially with our most glorious new protectors. With tourism at a minimum, Columbia Security has re-purposed our ever-loved tour guides - the stupendous Motorized Patriots - to be the ultimate defense against such vandals. Mounted with the brand new Pepper-Mill, our readers safety is utterly assured. A vandals actions can not deter them - they will follow until their mission is complete. So sleep well at night knowing your in good hands.
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'Cause it's gonna be the future soon And I won't always be this way When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away It's gonna be the future soon I've never seen it quite so clear And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it's already here
Oh, and I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn't kill you yet
But I can't do that thing anymore I can't be the thing I was before Maybe I am better off alone Because I crush everything And I crush everything And I crush everything
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
Ikea (Ikea) Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen Ikea (Ikea) Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
All we want to do is eat your brains We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes All we want to do is eat your brains We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains
