| Title | Water in Wine | |
| Speaker | Pierre Gobbi | ||
| Level | Farmer's Market | ||
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Water in Wine
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Transcript: In ten years in this dump, I've come to accept a very low standard of life. But even at the bottom of this fish tank, a man must have standards. The pathetic trou du cul down at Worley Winery has started putting water to his terrible wine... water!!! When I confronted him with this fact, he tells me, "Pierre, this is not to worry, the water, she is distilled. It could be worse... I could take it right from the ocean..."
Location: Farmer's Market, in front of the door leading to the Worley Winery and the Silverwing Apiary.
