|File:Steve Barker.jpg||Title||Hole in the Bathroom Wall|
|Level||Welcome to Rapture|
Transcript: Hey, Brenda! You care to tell me why you've had a hole in the wall the size of Plymouth Rock coming out of your crapper going on three weeks now? 听好，我并不是说我是莎士比亚，可我努力经营着一家体面的剧院。从尼普顿港来的工人伙计，本想来我这儿放松放松……可他们只能想到你们那边马桶里的臭味。快点修好。
Location: In the Footlight Theater, "Dames" restroom floor.